The various "Ouwww", "Awwhhh", and grunts sounds found in the French language today have been linked to the grunts and noises of the Neanderthals that once occupied France. Dr. Berry and Dr. Bone, both linguistic scientists, made this discovery upon hearing their own "grunting sounds" near the caves of Lascaux.
They state that they made this discovery over a spilled bottle of Fer, a type of French wine. Upon finishing their lunch, Dr. Berry and Dr. Bone discovered the new connection. This scientific breakthrough was also able to link the name "Fer" to the phrase, "It will grow hair on your chest".
Dr. Bone hopes that this new discovery will also provide them with answers to other questions; such as, the number of people that died before discovering which mushrooms were edible. Until this research is complete, both Dr. Berry and Dr. Bone are not answering any more questions at this time.
by A.J. Barba
by A.J. Barba
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